Thinking about getting the new iPhone? Think again. This new high-tech phone comes directly from the war-torn republic of Katzenstok and threatens to upset the launch of the newest Apple iPhone. This phone features a new type of battery, “luxurious” low-grade plastic finish and even supports voice! Tragically, immediately after this unboxing was filmed the camera operator succumbed to radiation poisoning. A government-funded investigation found nothing to relate the phone’s internal reactor to the tragedy and suggests that you look the other way.