Thinking about getting the new iPhone? Think again. This new high-tech phone comes directly from the war-torn republic of Katzenstok and threatens to upset the launch of the newest Apple iPhone. This phone features a new type of battery, “luxurious” low-grade plastic finish and even supports voice! Tragically, immediately after this unboxing was filmed the camera operator succumbed to radiation poisoning. A government-funded investigation found nothing to relate the phone’s internal reactor to the tragedy and suggests that you look the other way.
3 Comment on “New Apple-Phone 5S Unboxing!”
weiner
12 Sep 2012 10:09 am
LMFAO Cold war era plastics. Kerosene powered battery. Startup takes 15 minutes!
David
21 Sep 2012 09:09 am
I waited in line for two days at the Apple store but didn’t get the bonus horse DVD! WTF!!
admin
01 Oct 2012 10:10 am
We know we know! We heard there’s a shortage of horses, and f*cking. Dammit to hell!