New Apple-Phone 5S Unboxing!

Thinking about getting the new iPhone? Think again. This new high-tech phone comes directly from the war-torn republic of Katzenstok and threatens to upset the launch of the newest Apple iPhone. This phone features a new type of battery, “luxurious” low-grade plastic finish and even supports voice! Tragically, immediately after this unboxing was filmed the camera operator succumbed to radiation poisoning. A government-funded investigation found nothing to relate the phone’s internal reactor to the tragedy and suggests that you look the other way.

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3 Comment on “New Apple-Phone 5S Unboxing!”

weiner

12 Sep 2012 10:09 am

LMFAO Cold war era plastics. Kerosene powered battery. Startup takes 15 minutes!
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David

21 Sep 2012 09:09 am

I waited in line for two days at the Apple store but didn’t get the bonus horse DVD! WTF!!
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