Recently Justin Bieber’s laptop was lifted in the dark of night by a jealous tour manager. Justin claims this laptop had very personal footage. Now….the footage is revealed to the public for the first time. Farm animals, torture…you decide.

The Learned Channel presents the captivating tale of America’s soon-to-be-forgotten child starlet: Hunny Boo Boo (not to be confused with ‘Honey Boo Boo’ of course). The shocking truth is uncovered as her ties to Satan, the Spinner of Lies, are uncovered as are her beginnings in the rural American south.

Hip Hop star Little Kim takes you through a journey of tranquility. Feel the warmth of your chakras throbbing with enlightenment as Little Kim’s soothing words spill over the lips of the highly regarded, yet emotionally fragile Englishman, Sir Billingsley Hestridge IV.

This time Achmed covers Ice Cube in a groovy, yet swinging vibe. It’s been awhile since Achmed joined us in the underground beat poetry scene but now, with lyric book and a passion for bongos and stand up bass, he’s back with a vengeance.